- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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