What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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