A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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I read the terms of service.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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