- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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