Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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