Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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