What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Hail Heetluh

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Japan

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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