I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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