- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Uh... What was emulating again?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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