- Anti Joke

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals