What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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