- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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