- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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