- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

justin littleton being sucessful

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

knock knock? come in

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

9/11

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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