- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

I have an erection My mom!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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