- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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