- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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