- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A bar walks into a man

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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