Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is the name of the car? What

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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