What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

so the weather's nice...

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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