- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What is the name of the car? What

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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