- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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