- Anti Joke

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.