Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

The Princess is in another castle

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

There once was this guy and he fell down

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

You should read the Terms of Service.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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