- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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