- Anti Joke

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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