My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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