There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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the bible

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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