Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the car do? CRASH!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

ask me if im a door yes

yes i can connor, this is brett.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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