Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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minorities

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Penis

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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