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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

ask me if im a door yes

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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