- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Bob Saget that is all

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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