- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

How's the weather? Good.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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