- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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