Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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The FCC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anything involving women..

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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the holocaust

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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