- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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