why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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