What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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