- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

No soup for you!

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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