- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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