- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.