- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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