I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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No it doesnt..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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