- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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