- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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