- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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