What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Leave. Now.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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