- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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