- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Nice belt.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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