What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

drew edminstin is a rat

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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