- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What is better than tissues? Correct!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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