- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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