- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A man walks into a bar

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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