- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

mmm i love marble bumhole

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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