Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Irish sobriety

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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