a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

i just pooped that is all!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

I had a lemon. hi.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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