How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Immigration Laws

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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SEX

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Anti Joke

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