- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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