- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What is your bill about? Clinton

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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