- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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