A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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