Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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