- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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