- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

black people swimming

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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