So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Racial Equality

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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