- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

a irish man walks past a bar

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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