Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Your mother just died.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is the name of the car? What

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's big and purple? Barney

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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