- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

my wife out of the kitchen

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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