Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green and blue? yellow

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock Knock. Doors open

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

There's a god, just kidding.

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