- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what is orange? an orange

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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